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One day a blonde is driving home
when she rear-ends a man in his truck. The man stops and yells at her
to get out of her car, so she steps out and tries to apologize.

He then draws a circle in the
sand and tells her to stand inside and not to step out. He goes to
his truck, takes out a baseball bat, walks over to her car, and
smashes in the window.
She begins to giggle, so he looks
back at her angrily and tells her to be quiet. Then he starts beating
in the hood of her car.

She giggles again, and he turns
to her and says, "You're askin' for it, lady!" Then he
smashes in her windshield.
By this time the blonde is
laughing hysterically, so he looks at her and yells, "What's so funny!?"
She laughs again and replies,
"While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle three times." |